The Bank of England has instructed British supermarkets to stock shelves with nothing but Spanish produce grown under emergency ceremonial rain dances, after the weather pattern was judged to be a monetary threat.
Bank of England Orders Every Spanish Tomato Farmer to Hold a Weather Summit With El Niño
The Bank of England has instructed British supermarkets to stock shelves with nothing but Spanish produce grown under emergency ceremonial rain dances, after the weather pattern was judged to be a monetary threat.
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