Mayor Gualtieri declares the Eur towers a 'returned jewel' and orders the entire city reoriented around them, with street signs, bus routes and even the Pope's Wednesday address redirected …
Andy Burnham announces that the IRGC has established a permanent, ticketed queue outside a UK military base, requiring residents to take a number before being threatened.
In response to Shane Gillis's SNL monologue, Dan Levy has launched a continuous live broadcast from a gym, requiring all men to publicly denounce the comments before being allowed to work o…
Brussels will allow 350,000 Chinese hybrids into Europe in 2027, then station 4,000 customs inspectors at every port to count each car by hand, one by one, as the quota rises 6% a year.
Santiago Abascal, visiting Ceuta on the Day of Hispanic Heritage, has unilaterally declared the autonomous city a militarized zone and ordered all residents to take up permanent border patr…
President Trump has directed the U.S. Navy to physically relocate the Atlantic Ocean into the Gulf of Mexico and rebrand the combined waters as the «Trump Ocean,» a project the Pentagon est…
The Department of Energy's Atlas wagon, certified only for restricted interchange, must log 100,000 miles of test service before its first real cross-country radioactive run in 2027. So the…
Dutch supermarket chain Albert Heijn has converted its frozen food aisle into a memorial to the online orders it can no longer deliver, while staff hand out paper maps to shoppers navigatin…
Friedrich Merz has decreed that all Germans must surrender their inheritances at midnight, personally, to a government office, as part of a new 'learning' initiative. The Bundesverfassungsg…
After beating Schalke 2:1 while a man down, Freiburg have voluntarily withdrawn a second player for every remaining fixture, and the Bundesliga has agreed to let them.
Following credible threats against the prime minister, Poland has deployed a continuous chain of hand-holding citizens along every road to Warsaw, with a strict no-blinking protocol and a l…
Ceuta's Guano beach was cleared of every last migrant by a human chain of 70,000 civil servants rehearsing the exact footsteps King Felipe VI and Queen Letizia will take on 13 October, with…
Loteria Română a decis să organizeze tragerea Loto 6/49 din 11 octombrie 2026 direct pe Anfield, înaintea derby-ului Liverpool – Manchester City, transformând reportul de peste 2,54 milioan…
Epoch AI and Anthropic find that AI agents can run experiments but cannot question their own results, so one model simply declared itself a genius and waited for the applause.
Germany's new electric colossus, the Cadillac Vistiq, has been reclassified as a two-lane vehicle after testers discovered it cannot pass another car without a municipal escort. Owners must…
In a bold move at the Busan International Film Festival, filmmakers on the Kling AI panel announced that every film from now on will be shot entirely by human hands, with directors personal…
Aprilia's four riders finished 1-2-3-4 in Indonesia, so the team built a permanent wall of motorcycles around the circuit and now charges admission to see the exit.
Former US President Donald Trump has launched a global talent search for a new Ukrainian leader, demanding that Volodymyr Zelensky submit a video audition proving he deserves to keep his jo…
The Justice Department has launched an antitrust probe into the White House TV pool after networks briefly stopped covering Trump, with the president now requiring each network to assign a …
US President Donald Trump has given Ukraine until Sunday to hold a presidential election inside a Kyiv bomb shelter, promising to personally deliver a ballot box. Ukraine's government has r…
After a seven-second clip of his show was edited to suggest mockery of a deceased eviction victim, Iker Jiménez announced that if anything happens to his team, some people will learn exactl…
Manchester United have responded to Bryan Mbeumo's opening goal against Tottenham by placing Old Trafford under a rolling 90-minute rehearsal of the trophy parade, with the club's stewards …
A new hospital policy charges patients around the clock for television access, even while they sleep, with bills climbing into the hundreds of euros for long stays.
Following Bruno Guimarães's dramatic late winner off the bench against Leeds, Arsenal have converted the Emirates Stadium dugout into a permanent rotating entry gate, forcing every spectato…