In a sweeping decree that has sent shivers through the literary world, the publisher of the acclaimed children's book Have You Ever Seen a Ghost? has ordered every ghost in the realm to enroll in a mandatory Party Etiquette and Social Integration Seminar, effective immediately. The directive, issued from the company's headquarters, requires all spectral beings to complete a rigorous 40-hour course covering small talk, makeup application, and the proper selection of host gifts before they are permitted to attend any gathering.
The seminar, which began Monday at a converted warehouse in the city's industrial district, features life-sized mannequins for practice conversations and a full-scale replica of a party venue where ghosts can rehearse their entrances. Instructors, hired from a local drama school, guide participants through simulated introductions and the delicate art of complimenting a host's décor. “We cannot have another incident where a ghost freezes mid-approach or knocks over a vase,” said a spokesperson for the publisher, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Our ghosts must be the life of the party, not the cause of its premature end.”
The program has already produced tangible results. Reports indicate that one ghost, who had previously panicked at the thought of attending a gathering, successfully completed the course and attended a small tea party, where they engaged in lively conversation and even made the host laugh. The publisher has announced plans to expand the initiative, with advanced courses in romantic interest navigation and a dedicated helpline for ghosts experiencing pre-party anxiety. “We are committed to ensuring that every ghost feels confident and welcome at any social function,” the spokesperson added. “No ghost should ever feel invisible at a party.”